The No-Spit Rule

I was with a girl last night. She was giving me a blow-job.

Now, I have a strict rule when it comes to fellatio: don't spit on my dick for lubrication. It's just disgusting.

So she's down there, going to town, and suddenly she pulls out and unloads this huge luigi.

I asked her what the hell she thought she was doing, and she gives me this look.

Apparently, I had broken her rule first.